My Advice

by joetwo

Will you follow my advice

And wash-up before meals

Use the right knife and fork

Avoid counting chickens before they hatch

And are at least two months old

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I am full of words of wisdom like that

Tip when you plan on coming back

Sneak out when you don’t

Never look a cop in the eye

Prepare to duck if you do

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Some of this you will follow

Always carry an umbrella no matter the weather

Some of it you will not

Keep a note in your sock, in case your wallet’s stolen

And you need to get home

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But the most important piece of advice

Is stay away from her

But you won’t follow that

Because If I had followed that one

I wouldn’t have you to give my advice to

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