Scientific Haikus

by joetwo

Chemistry

Fast bubbling mixtures

Frothing over beakers edge

With luck won’t explode.

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Physics

Smash heavy ions

To see what’s inside matter,

Give them silly names

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Engineering

If you build it wrong

You will never work again

So build it right, dope.

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Biology

Look at microbes grow

On an agar covered dish

Randy little sods.

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