That’s Low

by joetwo

You’ve brought out a baby?

My god man! That’s low

It’s got such cute dimples

I’ll tell all I know

I don’t want it crying

Where you need me, I’ll go

So fast it gives me a chill.


You have a small puppy?

You’re crazy, that’s bad

It’s so cute and fuzzy

It’s driving me mad

I’ll give all you want

Don’t make it look sad

This treachery’s making me ill.


You bring a hot model?

You bastard, that’s cold

For just one more look

You have me, I’m sold

If goodness won’t get her

Okay, I’ll be bold

Its wrong but it gives me a thrill.