Limericks 17/06/12

The rain fell down

Upon the old town

And the water started to rise

They said it’s okay

But if you give it a day

The water’d be up to our eyes

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A croc in the zoo

Didn’t know what to do

It so wanted to eat a small boy

Said he “Just let me out

To wander about

And no more will those children annoy”

Happy fathers day

To the old man

The pappy, the big cheese

The chairman of the board, the general

The auld fella, the Da

The pa, the father

The sire, him back home

That old bollix, old grouchy himself

The lord of the house, the extension of the couch