Ferret in his trousers

by joetwo

There’s a ferret in his trousers

Explain it I cannot

There’s a ferret in his trousers

And he cares not a jot

“The little fella’s all alone”

He says when asked at pain

“This way I keep him nice and warm

And in out from the rain”

When asked at length if it were safe

He said the guy won’t bite

And just to prove the salient point

Stayed calmly for the night

There’s a ferret in his trousers

And yet he seems okay

There’s a ferret in his trousers

What more can I say?

Advertisements