The better man

by joetwo

I squint real hard, I think I’ll see

The better man I ought to be

A man not in the least bit rude

And who knows to chew his food

A man who can say no to booze

And knows which blooming fork to use

A man who understands fine art

And figured out when not to fart

A man who can respect a lady

One who’s not the least bit shady

A man who regularly grooms

And stays away from things called ‘shrooms

A man who I am sad to say

Went and got himself away

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