Happy day

by joetwo

Happy non-Birthday to you

Here’s a present, just because

Merry not-Christmas

Let us drink and have fun, why should winter have all the fun

Happy non-Valentines day

Here’s a card, I’m going to take you out

Happy non-Father’s day

Get him some socks, a man can always use socks

Happy non-Mother’s day

Spend some time with the auld one, you never know when you will again

Happy day to you all

There is no time like the present

The special days are the ones you embrace

Regardless of title or providence

Who you’re with and what you do

Nothing more and nothing better

It’s as simple as that