Limericks 23/08/12

by joetwo

I saw upon tonight’s swim

A man who’s exceptionally dim

The thoughts of this fool

Though he dove in the pool

Were you went out the same way you went in!


When eating a meal that’s not nice

To do this will mostly suffice

To take the dish out

And stir it about

Then season with liberal spice


A rather odd fellow named Spratt

Was dining upon some roast rat

Said he “This will not do!

I’d rather eat stew

Made from a well-fed tom cat!”