Bag of tricks

by joetwo

Behold my little bag of tricks

Devices and tonics for a better you

Cures for what ails you

A wide and ever-expanding repertoire

All new and improved

Approved by science

Tested to the last

Virtually guaranteed

These things I sell to you

I ask only a modest price

The tiniest most intangible thing

Just your soul, your heart, your will

They will be of no consequence

Pointless to maintain

With my bag of tricks

Fame, fortune, long life

Are virtually guaranteed

You will have need of nothing else

So, are you interested?

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