Limericks 18/09/12

by joetwo

I once knew a student called Bill

Whom at party consumed an odd pill

He woke up with no clothes

From a bet I suppose

The next day atop the land fill


While I swam in the sea yesterday

A whale came beside me to say

“Watch out where you go

‘Cause although I am slow

I can’t stop if you get in my way!”


A fellow all merry and gay

Wanted to sing to all through the day

Said he “Good music’s a gift,

Gives people a lift

Though “Shut up! You’re Crap! is all they say