Ig Nobel Haikus

by joetwo

Look at Eiffel tower

Lean slightly to the left please

Makes it look smaller

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Old guns and bullets

Made into sparkling gem stones

Far more valuable

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Try the SpeechJammer

Hear yourself with a delay

Know what others hear

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All that equipment

So big and expensive

Makes Zombie salmon

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Chemistry puzzle

Not energy or cancer

But why’s your hair green

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Here is the report

On reports about reports

Write reports on it

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Subtle interplay

Of tension and gravity

Makes a ponytail

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Careful with that cup

Because forces of physics

Will make coffee spill

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Who is that chimp there?

Can know easily with face

Also with their bum

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In goes camera

Take these simple precautions

To prevent a bang

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Written in honour of the 2012 ignoble prizes listed here.Β I only read them today. Gotta love them!

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