Limericks 27/09/12

by joetwo

There was a young puppy called Polly

Who loved to suck on a lolly

She’d travel about

With the sweet in her mouth

Acting all happy and jolly


A dog smaller than a rat

Once tried to attack a large cat

Said the cat “What is this?

Are you taking the piss?

Is that small or am I getting fat?”


My dog, she wanted a sleep

So onto the bed she did leap

And though I am neat

When she’s on the sheet

It gets piled into a heap