Limerick 06/10/12

by joetwo

There once was a lady called Mary
Whose head was a little bit airy
She’d run all around
In leap and in bound
Shouting “I am a warrior fairy!”
There once was a fellow called Bruce
Who always was dapper and spruce
Said he “I can make any scheme
Look like a dream
But I’d be hardpressed to do it with puice”
There was an old fellow I knew
Got so cold his toes had turned blue
He said “If I don’t get some heat
Into my poor feet
Than to put it simply, I’m through!”