Limerick 11/10/12

by joetwo

There was an old man called Ben
Who went for a walk in the glen
He looked all about
And started to shout
“Well damn it! I’m lost again!”
A fellow I knew had a boat
That he used once to smuggle a goat
He said ” I used to move sheep
Which were much more cheap
Cause with all of that wool they would float”