Limericks 25/10/12

by joetwo

A man once ate some azide
Fell on his back and then died
While there in state
He said “Don’t cremate
As I may just explode when I’m fried”
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I wash all my glassware in base
Because it cleans them real ace
But I’m pretty sure
That it’s best to demure
From putting the stuff on your face

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