Limericks 31/10/12

by joetwo

I once knew a fellow called Fred

Someone threw a rock near his head

“You moron” he hissed

“I see that you missed

Would you rather I stood here instead?”


If you throw a banger in the air

And where it falls down do not care

Do not be surprised

If you end up fried

When the firework sets fire to your hair


A friend of mine called Colleen

Who was always working a scheme

To prevent his next crash

He’d need some more cash

To be paid back with interest It’d seem