Safety first

by joetwo

If spilled, run

Don’t look back; it will be unpleasant

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Explosive reaction testing has not been reported

The labs that do them aren’t there anymore

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Highly corrosive to all organic or inorganic materials

Gloves optional

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Impact sensitive

Reduce base volume on music player when handling

Trance, hip-hop, or techno music should be avoided

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Toxic fumes released

Do not store, handle or use in a confined place

Wait for good weather, use roof

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Highly pungent aroma

To be used in the absence of sensitive individual

Or in proximity to a fast food restaurant

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Hallucinogenic in aerosol

If exposed remove contaminated clothes

Making sure to brush off all the spiders

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Highly radioactive

If spilled, sweep up using brush and pan

If unsure of complete clean-up, turn off lights and look for glow

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Toxicological information

LD50 15mg/kilo (mouse)

Pretty good high 4mg/kilo (undergrad)

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Flammable gases liberated

No smoking, it’s bad for you

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