Enda the Plank

by joetwo

Enda the Plank

Stood next to the Yank

And said what he had just said

“I you don’t mind” said the Yank

Talking straight to the Plank

“To say something else instead?”


Said the Plank to the Yank

You I must thank

For stupendous powers of oration

If I talk like you Yank

Then it’s clear in the bank

That I’ll get a standing ovation