Limericks 16/11/12

by joetwo

I once knew a man called Phil

Who was left lots of cash in a will

He lost it all in a year

And told us all it was clear

That money only does ill


I went for a walk in the park

When I heard a small dog bark

It stopped beside me

Then peed on my knee

And ran enjoying a lark


When you’re out enjoying a night

There are one or two things to get right

Like what you wear

Or the state of your hair

To ensure you don’t get in a fight