An Ode To Flash Gordon

by joetwo

Quaint dated effects

Long flowing hair

Brian and his beard

They have it all there

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Our Hero Flash Gordon

A.K.A Sam Jones

Blasts off to Mongo

To break all their bones

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Max von Sydow

Is too good an actor for this

While Ms Muti is stunning

Killing all with a kiss

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But my hero is Brian

Some man, some beard

Leader of the Hawkmen

Mongo’s most feared

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“Flash Gordon’s alive!”

Prince Vultan does cry

Before sending his hoards

And all Ming’s men die

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Even those on the Ajax

Brave and steadfast

But against Hawkmen

Not long did they last

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This film is quite epic

Like some stoner’s dream

With one awesome soundtrack

By the awesome Queen

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The plot is quite corny

The acting Jurassic

But Flash Gordon’s the best

An absolute classic!

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