Limericks 24/11/12

by joetwo

A raindrop fell from the sky
And let out a piercing cry
“I’m coming all set
To get someone wet
They’ll take quite some time till they’re dry!”
While measuring me for a tux
The tailor paused over his books
Saying “I can fit you with ease
Coat and tails if you please
But I can’t do a thing ’bout your looks
Sometimes I wish
For a wee tank of fish
That swim to and fro
With long fins that flow
And some flat and round like a dish