Aunt Flo’s Suspicious Fruit and Veg

by joetwo

All Bananas big and small

Huge cucumbers by the wall

Artichokes and dodgy Leeks

Can leave you giggling for weeks

All these wondrous things and more

Can be bought at this our store

Our name, in red, above the ledge

Aunt Flo’s Suspicious Fruit and Veg


We have foods for every taste

That’s not too bulky on the waist

In the most interesting shapes

To be the source of all your japes

So couples seeking nights of passion

With suggestive food in fashion

So one and all, off you pop

To this unique green grocer’s shop