Aunt Flo’s Suspicious Fruit and Veg
by joetwo
All Bananas big and small
Huge cucumbers by the wall
Artichokes and dodgy Leeks
Can leave you giggling for weeks
All these wondrous things and more
Can be bought at this our store
Our name, in red, above the ledge
Aunt Flo’s Suspicious Fruit and Veg
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We have foods for every taste
That’s not too bulky on the waist
In the most interesting shapes
To be the source of all your japes
So couples seeking nights of passion
With suggestive food in fashion
So one and all, off you pop
To this unique green grocer’s shop
Hilarious! Still rolling.
Why thank you!
I have a smile on the inside as well as across my little face…
That’s so funny, Joe… 🙂
Thanks Carolyn! I try! 🙂
Oh my! 🙂
I’m glad you like it!
Oh, I just want to pay the shop a visit. 🙂
You know I’m thinking it might be a valid business venture.
This is cute. Wonderful!
Thanks