Christmas Limericks

by joetwo

Late one Christmas day
A child came walking me way
He said “I’ve got from saint Nick
The pick of the pick
I’m on top of the world so I say”
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The turkeys while during November
Are concerned for what comes in December
“It won’t be much much fun
If those butchers come
Shall we fight or shall we surrender?”
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We all stocked up drink in the gaff
So in Christmas we could have a laugh
With antlers on the head
And a rudolf nose red
It’s better when it gets more naff

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