Christmas Limericks

by joetwo

Late one Christmas day
A child came walking me way
He said “I’ve got from saint Nick
The pick of the pick
I’m on top of the world so I say”
The turkeys while during November
Are concerned for what comes in December
“It won’t be much much fun
If those butchers come
Shall we fight or shall we surrender?”
We all stocked up drink in the gaff
So in Christmas we could have a laugh
With antlers on the head
And a rudolf nose red
It’s better when it gets more naff