Limericks 10/01/13

by joetwo

While out on the town one night
I rushed in to calm down a fight
I got punched in the head
And that made me see red
Then I knocked them all out till daylight
When I brought out my brand new book
I let all my friends have a look
They said “Oh! That’s nice!:
But didn’t look twice
Really they did not give a fuck
I find when the weather is chilly
We Irish men get quite silly
We yearn for the ice
Even though it’s not nice
To be sliding around willy-nilly