The Time Bandit

by joetwo

Ready to go?

Please just wait a mo

If you will bare with me

There’s a video you have to see

I know you must hurry

But there’s no need to worry

We’ll be there in time

Oh here try this curry

See I’m a time bandit this is my curse

If you’re in time before I arrive

With me things will just get worse

The fact of the matter is I slow time down

So you end up running around like a clown

Perhaps one day I will pay the price

But not for the moment which I think is nice

But beware of us bandits, all wandering about

Messing with you with our time-bending clout

And if you come knocking demanding your time

Don’t be so harsh, it isn’t a crime