by joetwo

Looking through the classifieds
I spied a set of reindeer hides
One of them sports a red dyed nose
A ruined Christmas I suppose
Upon page two I did see
Talking dollys, set of three
They looked ok to me, But
The words they spoke were total smut
I spotted there a wanted ad
A foreign au pair for a dad
‘Good looks, near twenty need apply’
I wonder how well THAT will fly
Men to work whatever’s tasked
All money down, no questions asked
You’ll need to watch them till they’re done
But sure! That’s all part of the fun
Last, not least, comes lonely hearts
Where forlorn souls try love restarts
‘cept “Seeking nubiles full of trust
Zero standards is a must”