Classified

by joetwo

Looking through the classifieds
I spied a set of reindeer hides
One of them sports a red dyed nose
A ruined Christmas I suppose
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Upon page two I did see
Talking dollys, set of three
They looked ok to me, But
The words they spoke were total smut
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I spotted there a wanted ad
A foreign au pair for a dad
‘Good looks, near twenty need apply’
I wonder how well THAT will fly
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Men to work whatever’s tasked
All money down, no questions asked
You’ll need to watch them till they’re done
But sure! That’s all part of the fun
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Last, not least, comes lonely hearts
Where forlorn souls try love restarts
‘cept “Seeking nubiles full of trust
Zero standards is a must”

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