Limericks 21/02/13

by joetwo

I once had a friend who pray tell
Had a very fine suit left to sell
Said he “it’s fitted for smalls
Though was stored in mothballs
And we can’t do a thing ’bout the smell!”
I understand scientists need
All research papers to read
But you buy all those books
Give them a few looks
And you’re left with barely a screed