To Secretaries

by joetwo

Who’s the one who knows it all?

On whom does the burden fall?

It’s not the boss, nor you or me

It is the humble secretary

She (Or He, we should not guess)

Keeps on cleaning up our mess

Understands the system most

And never is one to boast

Can get you out of any bind

And if asked nicely, doesn’t mind

Who always knows just what to do

To secretaries here to you!