Who’s the one who knows it all?
On whom does the burden fall?
It’s not the boss, nor you or me
It is the humble secretary
She (Or He, we should not guess)
Keeps on cleaning up our mess
Understands the system most
And never is one to boast
Can get you out of any bind
And if asked nicely, doesn’t mind
Who always knows just what to do
To secretaries here to you!