Limericks 14/03/13

by joetwo

I arrived in the US of A
And I went for a food bill to pay
They said do not slip
To leave them a tip
So I said “Blake in the fifth, two way”
When off for a dinner so good
I ate far more food than I should
They said “If you gobble all that
Then you’re bound to get fat
You won’t fit in the clothes that you should.
For Paddy’s day I’ll be back home
So around Dublin city I’ll roam
I might watch the parade
And give tourists some aid
Saying “That’s no leprechaun, that’s a gnome!”