Limericks 19/03/13

by joetwo

I was a while learning to drive
Cause I failed until test number five
At the first time I tried
The poor tester cried
“I made it! Thank God I’m alive!”
I saw a rat down by the river
The sight of it just made me quiver
Just look at it squirm
Like a hairy black worm
It sickens me down to my liver
Saint Paddy’s day was on last week
It’s sure not a time for the meek
With plenty of drink
Not much time to think
The done thing to do is to freak!
Nothing quite beats a turf fire
I like the briquettes piled higher
Add a few sticks of ash
Miscellaneous trash
And you’ll have a wonderful pyre