A Gentleman

by joetwo

These gentlemanly airs I bring
Which you so value dear
Are ruses to put you at ease
It is all false I fear
Everytime I acted good
It was alas a feint
For in this scheming head of mine
You will not find a saint

You laugh at my suggestions
You cry it can’t be true
Well here is an example
That I will show to you
That night when I opened the door
And let you first inside
Right after that your shapely bum
I lasciviously spied

Take no my offered gifts my sweet
For I’m no gentleman
And I will turn an evil streak
At any chance I can

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