The Showering Soprano

by joetwo

I am a showering soprano
Each morn as I stand in the shower
I screech as I sing
Almost anything
At the highest possible power

Sometimes it’s opera
Sometimes it’s jazz
Or rap without the razamatazz
Classics or modern or so much more
Are butchered like they have never before

See, when I’m in the shower
By magic methinks
I cannot realise how much my voice stinks
About how badly my voice sounds
My tragic delusion knows no bounds

If I’m out and about
And I caterwaul
Do a kindness to me and a service to all
Tell me I have a voice that turns milk sour
And I don’t sound a bit like I do in the shower