Better Safe Than Sorry

by joetwo

To avoid a nasty chafe
It is better to be safe
And be careful where you lie
Or with whom you can’t deny

To avoid a stint in jail
You’d do better without fail!
To forego liquor before wine
And you shall get along just fine

And though you may come off a creep
Make sure the ladies that you keep
Have all safely come of age
So you stay out of a cage