Limericks 30/04/13

by joetwo

When spending some time at the dump
I saw something that made me quick-jump
A rat I did see
Running past me
Dragging a roasted beef rump

My thought on the best life tip
Is “Drink not by the gulp but the sip”
You’ll save yourself trouble
That can come by the double
If you imbibe more than a nip

Under the blazing sun
We all thought it’d be fun
To take off our clothes
So everything shows
And have us a bit of a run