Tonight I saw the new star trek movie
I thought that it was good film to see
Explosions and spaceships and ray-guns are fun
I admit, I’m a trekkie, set faces to shun
What’s wrong with trekkies I hasten to ask
It’s a world where babble can solve any task
With Vulcans and Klingons and chicks with green skin
Why is watching this show such a sin?
It may not be hip, but is that sad?
How can anything starring Bill Shatner be bad?
And though that thesp was replaced with Chris Pine
The acting’s still cheesy, they’ll get on just fine!