Limericks 15/05/13

by joetwo

I thought that maybe I’d write
Bout what I got upto at night
But I thought with a frown
Of my night on the town
And said “Best keep that stuff out of sight!”

One time walking down the road
I saw a lorry drop it’s load
Such was my luck
It was a guinness truck
And I cried as out the pints flowed