Limericks 06/06/13

by joetwo

When going upon a blind date
I hope that you don’t have the fate
To meet a she-hound
Whose steps shake the ground
And smells like an ape in a crate

I once met my local TD
Who was after a vote from me
I asked “Can you make the sun shine
Or the trains run on time?”
He said “I won’t bet the farm but I’ll see!”

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