Limericks 03/09/13

by joetwo

A footballer thought that he’d bag
A gorgeous model for a WAG
Said he “after all that I did
I’ve earned millions of quid
I deserve so much more than a hag”

One evening I thought that I’d do
Some kidney beans up in a stew
I boiled them enough
So they wern’t so tough
And ate them all till they were through

A fir standing in a forest
Went to lean on a larch for a rest
Said the larch “hubaloo
You’ll knock me over too
And I find that will not be best”