Limericks 08/10/13

by joetwo

I once caught a very large fish

Who granted whatever I’d wish

I was quite peckish

So I thought it delish

To have him served up as a dish


A parrot I owned used to curse

Saying “dammit” and “bugger” and worse

Once it didn’t get fed

And quick off it sped

Shouting language quite perverse