An Ode To Zombiestrippers

by joetwo

“They’re zombiestrippers”

I kid you not, this line’s used in a scene

This film is simply stranger still

Than any it may seem

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The “Plot” if I may use that word

Is simplicity itself

Made with all the characters

They could find on the shelf

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Ex-Porn Star Jenna Jameson

Is the star of the hour

First infected by the zombies

When things turn extra sour

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The other famous face I see

Is Robert Englund

Who falls afoul of zombies fair

And left me super-stunned

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This film includes I may add

Breasts flying about

And stereotypical army types

Who always shoot and shout

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There girl and girl fights

Undead heads, more blood than most these rippers

You could do worse than renting out

These crazy Zombiestrippers

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