Limericks 29/05/14

by joetwo

One June day I thought it’d be fun
To lie for a day in the sun
But I found out instead
I ended up red
Like a hot-dog ripe for a bun

When in a philosophy class
In hope that my boredom would pass
I soon lost my rag
With their self obsessed brag
Shouting “You don’t know your head from your ass!”