An Ode To Zombiestrippers
“They’re zombiestrippers”
I kid you not, this line’s used in a scene
This film is simply stranger still
Than any it may seem
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The “Plot” if I may use that word
Is simplicity itself
Made with all the characters
They could find on the shelf
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Ex-Porn Star Jenna Jameson
Is the star of the hour
First infected by the zombies
When things turn extra sour
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The other famous face I see
Is Robert Englund
Who falls afoul of zombies fair
And left me super-stunned
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This film includes I may add
Breasts flying about
And stereotypical army types
Who always shoot and shout
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There girl and girl fights
Undead heads, more blood than most these rippers
You could do worse than renting out
These crazy Zombiestrippers