Science It Up
The idea is a good one
I really like it
But it is missing something, something important
I know what it is
Science!
You need to science it up
Add some men in white coats
Just to stand around and look important
Holding writing pads would be a bonus
Maybe something flashing, or buzzing
Yeah! That would be good
And a graphic, “the science bit”
With a good old graph as well
The more colours the better
Some flasks of stuff that looks dangerous
Put a couple of signs too
Danger and explosive
Make things a little tense
After all
You need to science things up
Make it exciting
Because what you do here
Important though it is
Isn’t exciting at all