Howya bud, what’s the story?
Tell me what’s the jackanorry
Ya know your one who with your man
She met him at the chipper van
I’d be scarlet for her ma
He got a hiding from her da
Story Bud, any buzz?
Jayz I’ve got an awful scuzz
I must have drunk a dodgey scoop
And now I’m bringing up me hoop
Up this morning in bleeding bits
Me Ma was having fucking fits
How’s the craic head the ball?
You won’t believe your one at all
He was out there keeping sketch
Got caught and has to do a stretch
You should see him in the ‘Joy
Bring his chiseler, little Roy
Haven’t been in a donkey’s year
They’ve some fucking massive beer
It’ll get you langered with one sip
But jayz it is an awful kip
I’d be morto with the gaff
The gear’s enough to make you laugh