Momma’s Marvellous Mystery Meat
Each bite an adventure, who knows what your eating
Sure it all tastes the same after a thorough heating
Beef or horse, maybe some pig
The people who made it just don’t give a fig
To gulp it down sober would be a feat
Momma’s Marvellous Mystery Meat
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To cut down expenses, they use all they can
Farm animals, pets, and if law allowed, man
They sneak into graveyards and corpses exhume
So you will get cheap patties to consume
Yes it really is a very cheap treat
Momma’s Marvellous Mystery Meat
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In the end folks we have to confess
Our supply chain is a bit of a mess
But to be fair we’re sure no one’s died
Provided the meal was intensely fried
If you want to keep healthy you better not eat
Momma’s Marvellous Mystery Meat
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In case you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.