Happy day
Happy non-Birthday to you
Here’s a present, just because
Merry not-Christmas
Let us drink and have fun, why should winter have all the fun
Happy non-Valentines day
Here’s a card, I’m going to take you out
Happy non-Father’s day
Get him some socks, a man can always use socks
Happy non-Mother’s day
Spend some time with the auld one, you never know when you will again
Happy day to you all
There is no time like the present
The special days are the ones you embrace
Regardless of title or providence
Who you’re with and what you do
Nothing more and nothing better
It’s as simple as that