joe2poetry

Poetry from a Dublin Scientist

Category: Adult

Rhymes 2

Bob and Alice, sitting in a tree

Transferring an STD

First there’s love

Then there’s not

Because poor Alice needs a shot

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Post-Act

Post-Act we lie
Bodies entwined
Finger stroking skin
Noses almost touching
Sharing shallow breath

Post-Act we lie
Sleepy from the effort
Damp from sweat
The scent fills the room
No noise but lover’s murmurs

Post-Act we lie
Sharing secret kisses
Feeling the other’s heartbeat
As breath gets ever slower
Going off to sleep

A Kiss

It started with a kiss
A lingering, passion-filled kiss
A kiss that enflamed my desires
A kiss that stoked the heat of my passion
The flames from the kiss spread through my whole body
My hands found new life in the heat
Driven to explore every inch of you
And draw you close
Our bodies entwined
Soft lips touched silken skin
Breathing shallow with tender caresses
Breasts, thighs, the very heart of you
I swelled in the heat
And you take me inside you
Our bodies shuddering in ecstasy
Every movement throwing waves of pleasure over us
Getting faster and faster
Hands gripping backs
Soft moans of want and desire
Faster still until
The moment, that sweet moment
Of mutual release, shared delight
It started with a kiss
And so too it ends
A soft, tender kiss
Of two lovers
Sweat covered and exhausted
Lying together
After reaching heaven and back

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Written for Trifecta’s Trifextra week ninety-four

Limericks 31/05/13

(Author’s note: a little bawdy today. I think it’s the summer sun! )

I’ve been told that the late Bobby Fitz
Was a fan of ladies with big tits
When one would walk by
He’d remark with a sigh
“I’d like to get those in my mitts!”

The son of Rory McCloud
Was known to be quite well endowed
He said “Just so you know
If you all want a show
I can make it stand up and be proud!”

Haikus 06/02/13

A menage et trois
Is best not done with strangers
Perhaps your sister?
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I rise ‘fore I wake
It makes me extra groggy
Blood not in my head
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She likes it kinky
Ropes, bondage, a little pain
Makes for a good time

With Apologies to Doctor Seuss

Will you take it up the butt?

I will not take it up the butt

I do not do that kind of smut!

Will you do it on the bed?

Or maybe standing on your head?

I will not  do it on the bed

I will not standing on my head

I will not take it up the butt

I do not do that kind of smut!

Will you sitting in my car?

Will you when you’re at the bar?

I will not sitting in your car

I will not when I’m at the bar

I will not when I’m on the bed

I will not standing on my head

I will not take it up the butt

I do not do that kind of smut

Will you flying on a plane?

Or when standing in the rain?

I will not flying on a plane

I will not standing in the rain

I will not sitting in your car

I will not when I’m at the bar

I will not do it on the bed

Or when I’m standing on my head

I will not take it up the butt

I do not do that kind of smut

Will you when you’ve been drinking?

Or after you have done some thinking?

I will not when I’ve been drinking

And never after doing thinking

Nor flying on a plane

Nor standing in the rain

Nor sitting in your car

Nor when I’m at the bar

Nor when I’m in the bed

Nor standing on my head

I will not take it up the butt

I  do not do that kind of smut

I do not want to, can’t you see?

Now please piss off and let me be!

Now let me get the final word

To tell you how you are absurd

Try it and I’ll guarantee

You will soon be thanking me

Fine!

On condition that you shut up

And stop annoying me young pup

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My gosh! My boy! I must admit

I have to say I enjoyed it

It was a most delightful act

And you may quote me on that fact

I’m glad to do it when I’m drinking

Delighted after I’ve been thinking

I’d do it when I’m on a plane

Or when I’m standing in the rain

Or while sitting in your car

And when standing at the bar

I will do it on the bed

And when standing on my head

I will take it up the butt

I really love this kind of smut

For finding that which I enjoy

I really must thank you my boy!

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Note to my american readers! Sorry for destroying your childhood, my bad!

p.s. if you like this include it in your selection for my new book just follow the instructions here, cheers!

Things

Let us get together my love

Let us come together in the spirit of our union

Let us become one with each other

But before that

Before the climax of our love

Lets have a little fun

Lets do things to each other

Obscene degraded things

Horrible, disgusting, downright icky things

Things that would make a parson blush

Things that a maiden couldn’t even imaging

Things that I would only do with you

Because no matter how low I sink

How bad I get

I will be ok if I’m with you.

Pneumatic

Well endowed is not the word for it

Like barrage balloons blown together in a sudden gale

Held together in a struggling brassiere

Itself a wonder of engineering

Loose enough to give a little movement

Yet keeping everything where it’s supposed to be

Promoting motion sickness in those watching

And they will watch

Hard not to

Because well endowed is not the word for it.

It’s a lot more fun in the orgy

You tell me of worship and prayer

But let me be perfectly clear

It’s a lot more fun in the orgy

I think I would rather stay here

#

You preach right in front of my face

And loudly perform your devotions

But there’s many nubile young ladies in here

Who make the most sensual motions

#

You rant about going to hell

That we’re straight on a path to the devil

But if he could arrange what that midget just did

I’m sure that I’m right on his level

#

You pray for our souls, say that we must repent

If we ask, salvation’s at hand

But after three hours with the lovely Caprice

Even heaven would seem rather bland

#

You’d better move on, no one for you here

No innocents ripe for conversion

With all the debauchery that goes on inside

Our path is set straight for perversion

#

You say you’ve the truth, the only way out

That those who ignore it are damned

But it’s a lot more fun in the orgy

I think that we’ll get on just grand!

Porn in HD

I want to watch porn in HD

To see details so much more clearly

I know what I will like to see

So I want to watch porn in HD.

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I want a nice glass of Whiskey

I think I deserve it you see

A good dram goes down so easy

Like the girls on the porn in HD.

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I want a night out just for me

To see what I want to see

For life to gather round me

So much better than porn in HD.