Rhymes 2
Bob and Alice, sitting in a tree
Transferring an STD
First there’s love
Then there’s not
Because poor Alice needs a shot
Bob and Alice, sitting in a tree
Transferring an STD
First there’s love
Then there’s not
Because poor Alice needs a shot
Post-Act we lie
Bodies entwined
Finger stroking skin
Noses almost touching
Sharing shallow breath
Post-Act we lie
Sleepy from the effort
Damp from sweat
The scent fills the room
No noise but lover’s murmurs
Post-Act we lie
Sharing secret kisses
Feeling the other’s heartbeat
As breath gets ever slower
Going off to sleep
It started with a kiss
A lingering, passion-filled kiss
A kiss that enflamed my desires
A kiss that stoked the heat of my passion
The flames from the kiss spread through my whole body
My hands found new life in the heat
Driven to explore every inch of you
And draw you close
Our bodies entwined
Soft lips touched silken skin
Breathing shallow with tender caresses
Breasts, thighs, the very heart of you
I swelled in the heat
And you take me inside you
Our bodies shuddering in ecstasy
Every movement throwing waves of pleasure over us
Getting faster and faster
Hands gripping backs
Soft moans of want and desire
Faster still until
The moment, that sweet moment
Of mutual release, shared delight
It started with a kiss
And so too it ends
A soft, tender kiss
Of two lovers
Sweat covered and exhausted
Lying together
After reaching heaven and back
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Written for Trifecta’s Trifextra week ninety-four
(Author’s note: a little bawdy today. I think it’s the summer sun! )
I’ve been told that the late Bobby Fitz
Was a fan of ladies with big tits
When one would walk by
He’d remark with a sigh
“I’d like to get those in my mitts!”
The son of Rory McCloud
Was known to be quite well endowed
He said “Just so you know
If you all want a show
I can make it stand up and be proud!”
A menage et trois
Is best not done with strangers
Perhaps your sister?
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I rise ‘fore I wake
It makes me extra groggy
Blood not in my head
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She likes it kinky
Ropes, bondage, a little pain
Makes for a good time
Will you take it up the butt?
I will not take it up the butt
I do not do that kind of smut!
Will you do it on the bed?
Or maybe standing on your head?
I will not do it on the bed
I will not standing on my head
I will not take it up the butt
I do not do that kind of smut!
Will you sitting in my car?
Will you when you’re at the bar?
I will not sitting in your car
I will not when I’m at the bar
I will not when I’m on the bed
I will not standing on my head
I will not take it up the butt
I do not do that kind of smut
Will you flying on a plane?
Or when standing in the rain?
I will not flying on a plane
I will not standing in the rain
I will not sitting in your car
I will not when I’m at the bar
I will not do it on the bed
Or when I’m standing on my head
I will not take it up the butt
I do not do that kind of smut
Will you when you’ve been drinking?
Or after you have done some thinking?
I will not when I’ve been drinking
And never after doing thinking
Nor flying on a plane
Nor standing in the rain
Nor sitting in your car
Nor when I’m at the bar
Nor when I’m in the bed
Nor standing on my head
I will not take it up the butt
I do not do that kind of smut
I do not want to, can’t you see?
Now please piss off and let me be!
Now let me get the final word
To tell you how you are absurd
Try it and I’ll guarantee
You will soon be thanking me
Fine!
On condition that you shut up
And stop annoying me young pup
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My gosh! My boy! I must admit
I have to say I enjoyed it
It was a most delightful act
And you may quote me on that fact
I’m glad to do it when I’m drinking
Delighted after I’ve been thinking
I’d do it when I’m on a plane
Or when I’m standing in the rain
Or while sitting in your car
And when standing at the bar
I will do it on the bed
And when standing on my head
I will take it up the butt
I really love this kind of smut
For finding that which I enjoy
I really must thank you my boy!
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Note to my american readers! Sorry for destroying your childhood, my bad!
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Let us get together my love
Let us come together in the spirit of our union
Let us become one with each other
But before that
Before the climax of our love
Lets have a little fun
Lets do things to each other
Obscene degraded things
Horrible, disgusting, downright icky things
Things that would make a parson blush
Things that a maiden couldn’t even imaging
Things that I would only do with you
Because no matter how low I sink
How bad I get
I will be ok if I’m with you.
Well endowed is not the word for it
Like barrage balloons blown together in a sudden gale
Held together in a struggling brassiere
Itself a wonder of engineering
Loose enough to give a little movement
Yet keeping everything where it’s supposed to be
Promoting motion sickness in those watching
And they will watch
Hard not to
Because well endowed is not the word for it.
You tell me of worship and prayer
But let me be perfectly clear
It’s a lot more fun in the orgy
I think I would rather stay here
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You preach right in front of my face
And loudly perform your devotions
But there’s many nubile young ladies in here
Who make the most sensual motions
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You rant about going to hell
That we’re straight on a path to the devil
But if he could arrange what that midget just did
I’m sure that I’m right on his level
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You pray for our souls, say that we must repent
If we ask, salvation’s at hand
But after three hours with the lovely Caprice
Even heaven would seem rather bland
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You’d better move on, no one for you here
No innocents ripe for conversion
With all the debauchery that goes on inside
Our path is set straight for perversion
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You say you’ve the truth, the only way out
That those who ignore it are damned
But it’s a lot more fun in the orgy
I think that we’ll get on just grand!
I want to watch porn in HD
To see details so much more clearly
I know what I will like to see
So I want to watch porn in HD.
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I want a nice glass of Whiskey
I think I deserve it you see
A good dram goes down so easy
Like the girls on the porn in HD.
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I want a night out just for me
To see what I want to see
For life to gather round me
So much better than porn in HD.